Parts Call LOLz

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 09/26/2016 at 09:23 • Filed to: None

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I’m still on the search for a fender. I called a place this morning. I’m half awake so I didn’t really pay attention to the automatic greeting. I tune it when it starts with Press one for beautiful women, press 2 for hot men, I was waiting for press 3 for parts but then my brain finally turned on and alerted me something was wrong.

TheHondaBro > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/26/2016 at 09:25

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So did you press 3?

TysMagic > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/26/2016 at 09:25

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what happened to the local scrap yard fender?

S65 > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/26/2016 at 09:26

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Did you press 1 yet

OPPOsaurus WRX > TysMagic 09/26/2016 at 09:26

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captain fucktard answering the phones didn’t know his left from his right. The fender i needed was the only part missing from the car.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/26/2016 at 09:34

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So I trust you have a date tonight?

TysMagic > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/26/2016 at 09:38

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sounds about right though

S65 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 09/26/2016 at 09:38

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what about me

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > S65 09/26/2016 at 09:42

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I don’t know. Why are you asking me?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/26/2016 at 10:19

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Your muscle memory took over and you called the phone sex hotline out of habit.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/26/2016 at 10:23

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